Here you won't find the pages of a pedantic journal, praises to fantastic places or accounts of memorable encounters. This is a collection of stories, thoughts, images, and most of all odd stuff, even though to someone else it might actually look ordinary. To discern its bizarre side, in fact, special filters are needed: cynicism, fussiness, stubbornness, isolation, impudence, nosiness and nerdiness. All flaws that, in different measure, this semi-nomadic being has got embedded in his genes.
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Economics
I am walking down a busy sidewalk and I badly need to pee. I remember that at the end of that narrow alley on the right there is a public toilet. I rush. When I get there I am reminded that to unlock the toilet gate you need a 10 baht coin. I don't have any. There is no one around who can give me change.
My nearly exploding bladder is enhancing my resourcefulness: I have an unexpected idea. I remember seeing a nice lady with a radiant smile squatting on the floor at the alley entrance, begging the passersby for some spare baht. Hadn't I been distracted by my body needs I would have already dropped a coin in her bowl. I grab a 20b note out of my pocket. For most people this note is worth double a 10b coin. And that, of course, includes the lady with the lovely smile. However, I want to pee now, and I need the 10b coin, which I don't currently possess, and that makes it priceless for me, no matter what's worth for you or anyone else.
So I approach the lady waving the note and she responds with that sunrise smile that is definitely not there just because of a 20b worth business opportunity. She surely is as nice as her smile gives away. I try to wear as beaming an expression as hers while I kneel and tell her: "I give you twenty baht, and you give me a ten baht coin, deal?" I hadn't even finished the sentence that she was already rummaging in her pocket looking for a coin. Nice, bright and fast thinking. I wonder how she ended up begging on this sidewalk. She hands me the coin and now her smile is an exploding supernova. I hope that mine can at least partly mirror hers. I can now hurry to the toilet and relieve my good old bladder, companion of so many adventures.
Afterwards I walk past the nice lady again, and she wishes me good luck. I reciprocate. I paid 20b for a 10b coin. Apparently an arithmetic fiasco. But I managed to go to the toilet, tip the lady and get plenty of those reinvigorating smiles. We established an energizing human connection. It was a very profitable business transaction. A rewarding currency speculation.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much sums up what economics is for me.
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