Funny signs/5

I often come across some funny signs, billboards, notices and labels. When it happens I always make sure that I don't leave the spot without a photo. I'll post them here a few at a time.

Why can't we squat? It's way more hygienic! (Kuala Lumpur International Airport, Malaysia) 

Elderly and disabled can seat inside, and what about everybody else...on the roof?! (LRT train in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)

"No thief" Only for civilized, well mannered and law abiding thieves (TukCom Mall at Pattaya, Thailand)

"Bird nest" (a real nest, built by some birds by means of their saliva!) is a Chinese delicacy. This restaurant serves a mysterious variant, the "BRLD nest"...if you can pronounce it you should also be able to digest it. (North Pattaya, Thailand)

Yet another place where they try to deny our inviolable right to squat on the toilet bowl (Central Festival mall at Pattaya, Thailand)

Shooting guns is strictly (not loosely, as someone might think) forbidden, but only at this spot. Anywhere else Far West code applies...(Pattaya hill, Thailand)

"Classico" they say...meaning it's not one of those modern weird versions, no, no, classico, old style, just like your grandma used to make it (Pattaya, Thailand)

This time I'd also like to publish some photos taken by some friends of mine around the world

If you're Italian...bring your passport along! (Bar in Lima, Peru - by Richard Uren)

Great promotion: Fish SPA, 1 person = 100 baht and...hold on to your seats, an opportunity you can't miss, an amazing discount...2 people: 200 baht! (Pattaya, Thailand - by Sergio Berto)

Coverage guaranteed...I wonder how much the protection money...ops I mean the premium is...(New South Wales, Australia - by Giorgiomaria Masocco)

You can find more funny signs here