Christmas poem, which actually is not just about Christmas

So you're going shopping to kill some time,

the most stupid hobby, yet the smartest scam, 

which yields its best when Christmas comes.

In this day the son of the Lord was born,

and to celebrate together this holy event

we go buy a bag, a dress and a phone.

Those jingling bells are busting my balls,

but you dream of a white Christmas,

to play with some snow.

If you're at the tropics 

where it's not so white,

they spray some foam
to make it right.

Here come the Magi,

with their precious gifts,

all branded CK, LV and D&G.

Lying around the manger

are no oxen nor asses 

just some devices 

from the Apple store.

Jesus was born today 

and to pay our respects,

as St.Francis taught us

we spend all we have.

Have a great and very expensive Christmas!

Photo by Funky64 (CC)