|Cockroach, by Rizalis (CC)|
Unfortunately the consequences of this event are way more devastating and I'm not only talking about that poor guy's intestine. Since the day I heard about the infection, when I am eating at a simple restaurant I often imagine some cockroaches sitting on a mini-toilet bowl fixed to the edge of my plate. Little reddish-brown multi-limb creatures in unnatural postures browsing micro-glossy magazines featuring stars and actresses with feelers on the front pages, while they make efforts and almost human-like grimaces in order to expel dark specks of feces, ready to wipe their bottoms and throw the soiled toilet paper on my plate.
Damned cockroaches, it will never be the same again: my passion for street food is seriously compromised!
Hey Fabio, you might have to start eating in 5 start Italian restaurants from now on ;)!
Cockroach caviar could be quite nice though ;0)
Damn...it's true! Better not look too much around when I'm in a restaurant...and keep going to the budget ones!
Post a Comment