Wake up, people!


Just because you slap "Wake up, people!" at the end of a sentence doesn't mean the bullshit you just spewed suddenly turns into genius.
It's still bullshit, followed by "Wake up, people!"
So, if you do the math, that makes two pieces of bullshit: 1) the one you wrote before "Wake up, people!" and 2) "Wake up, people!"
P.S. Wake up, people!

Drafted from Italian with Blog Translator, then revised by me.

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