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Walking pace


Have you ever wondered why, as soon as we use any means of getting around, even just a horse, a carriage, or a bicycle, the odds of having some kind of accident go up, while they're practically zero when we run into other pedestrians as we walk?
If the answer seems obvious to you, it's probably not the right one.

The explanation, as is often the case, lies in the evolutionary mechanism that shaped our body and mind to handle events that unfold at our natural speed: a walking pace. At any speed above that, things happen that our system was not designed to handle.

A fully natural experience of motion can therefore only be enjoyed upright, on foot. The bike is much better than motorized vehicles, of course, but it's still less natural than walking.

If you want to get into symbiosis with the nature around you, tuned in to the most natural configuration of your system, lace up your shoes and go for a walk.

Drafted from Italian with Blog Translator, then revised by me.


The dots


Okay, but I wonder about those people who point an indignant finger at oil, the USA and the Seven Sisters to explain every outbreak of conflict (and often they're right), and who then get pissed off like wild animals if you dare question the insane model of "One hydrocarbon car for everyone, no, make it two, or even three!": do they just stare at the dots in a daze, or can they actually connect them?

Drafted from Italian with Blog Translator, then revised by me.

The bogus engine debate


Most people in the debate over the future of private transportation fall into two camps: 1) those who want everyone to keep driving their own car, strictly fossil-fuel, and 2) those who want everyone to keep driving their own car, as long as it's electric. Either way, they'd keep complaining that they can't find parking, that it takes them an hour to go a few miles, about the traffic, the roadwork, the construction zones, the accidents, the reckless drivers, the people who shouldn't be behind the wheel, etc.
Neither option, by the way, offers a real solution to pollution and global warming. The prospect of roughly 10 billion cars on the road, whatever fuel they run on, can hardly be called consistent with an intelligent environmental policy (and not just an environmental one).

People don't seem to get it, and that's honestly unbelievable: the main problem isn't the type of engine, it's the number of cars on the road. They all leave at the same time, they all go to the same places, each one alone in their own car. I watch them from my terrace overlooking the ring road, and honestly, I find them kind of touching. There they all are in a line, yawning, killing time on their phones, cursing, alone in their tin boxes, without even someone to chat with. And then they're surprised there's traffic. Oh, but the "passion for cars"! Hey, to each their own. Mine are aimed at less mechanical things, if you can put it that way. What matters is learning not to complain about a problem you're helping to feed.
Of course, the main blame doesn't lie with the drivers. As usual, they're pawns in the hands of whoever is pushing propaganda for some sinister interest. If the only alternatives you give them are private cars (which cause the traffic) or public transit (which works for many people, but not everyone), you can't blame them for making the wrong choices.

I'm not in favor of control imposed always and everywhere through mandates and bans, either. It would be enough to let people take advantage of all the solutions technology puts at our disposal. Around the world, shared transportation systems already work, and work very well. Ever heard of Uber? Well, it's not the only one. I've also happened to use other operators like Grab, Bolt, and Gojek. It works much like delivery by "riders." You open the app, choose your destination, your pickup point, the type of vehicle, and the algorithm finds you vehicles in service nearby.
Someone comes to pick you up, drops you off when you arrive, then goes to pick up somebody else. You can really ride like a king: you can choose any kind of vehicle, from a scooter to a limo (there are even ones driven by women). You don't have to watch the traffic, you don't have to park, and you don't have to own a car, with all the costs and wasted time that come with it. You don't need a license, you have no civil or criminal liability for what happens on the road, you can use your phone, read a book, doze off, you can even be hammered! And the fares are perfectly fair, especially under free competition. Not to mention the jobs that get created, on top of the drastic reduction of cars on the streets. And of accidents!
The future, by the way, promises even more developments: autonomous driving, car-to-car coordination, traffic control systems and service centers, assorted optimizations. All of this, combined with recent innovations already within everyone's reach, can revolutionize traffic in cities and beyond. Politicians don't have to invent anything. They just need to make it easier for new technologies to come in.

So, no special bans. Some people will still need to use a car. Okay, no need to forbid it. But there's also a ton of people who, if they could, would (almost) never drive, and maybe wouldn't even buy a car or get a license. No prohibition needed, just real alternatives.
And less empty rhetoric.
Not to mention pointless squabbles.
Or factional interests.
Don't fossilize on the type of propulsion. The solution is to cut the number of cars on the road.

Drafted from Italian with Blog Translator, then revised by me.

The two proofs


According to climate denialists, there's no definitive proof (the famous smoking gun) that global warming, or at least a major share of it, is anthropogenic (that is, caused by humans). And to be rigorous about it, they're not entirely wrong. There are certainly plenty of indications supporting the "apocalyptic" thesis, there's broad consensus in the scientific community, and the trends in the measured quantities don't seem to follow those of natural climate cycles. But we're talking about dynamics that unfold on an enormous scale, with a whole set of variables, many of which are probably unknown to us. We don't even know whether we have the complete picture in front of us. And it's not like you can settle it once and for all with a simple lab experiment.

HOWEVER, there's no proof to the contrary either, that is, no proof that the human-caused part of the change isn't the dominant one and won't have irreversible consequences.

The craziest part is that the first of these two missing proofs gets treated as more important than the second. If the risk of global warming turns out to be a false alarm, we'll have made a bit of a mess for nothing, but we'll still be here enjoying the good life on Earth. If instead it's a real prospect, we're potentially fried, roasted, sautéed, steamed. Pick whichever metaphor you like best, but it all comes down to combustion.

I'm always in favor of doubt, of a skeptical attitude, but I'm not too keen on serving as a skewer for the cockroaches (who would probably be among the few creatures to thrive under the new conditions). So either someone comes up with definitive proof that this is one giant hoax (no speculation, suspicions, or water-cooler rumors, thanks), or I'd rather assume there's a fire to put out before the house goes up in smoke.

Drafted from Italian with Blog Translator, then revised by me.

Are we humans or drivers?


It always amazes me to meet people who oppose any proposal to give pedestrians—that is, human beings—back some of the space usurped by vehicles—that is, artificial machines that kill, poison, deafen, and, like steel bullies, invade disproportionate stretches of land that should belong to nature and the community.

But whose side are they on? Were they born with legs or with wheels?
Even someone who temporarily plays the role of driver goes back to their natural mode the moment they step out of the holy tin can: a two-legged human, which is to say a pedestrian. What sense does it make to cater to the wicked Mr. Hyde when you're destined to live the life of poor Dr. Jekyll anyway?

Maybe they're the same people who prattle on about artificial intelligence, which—unlike brake rotors, leaf springs, and camshafts—most of them know little or nothing about.

Drafted from Italian with Blog Translator, then revised by me.

Modern slavery


Modern slavery is not imposed,
no weapons needed, nor nets or chains,
the enslavers operate like fishermen:
they drop a bait that the slave will bite:
it could be an iPhone, a BMW or a penthouse,
the slaves will wake up at 6am,
suffocate for hours in the morning traffic,
sacrifice their eyes for the sake of a report,
arrive home late more sleepy than hungry,
wake up at dawn more drowsy than horny,
watch TV programs that promote mental numbness,
scroll over fake posts that help them feel real.

The TV car - Bangkok, Thailand


The usual crowd sits in two rows:
football, curries and cheap beer
flood with good mood the atmosphere
and help all conversation flows.
A sudden force engulfs the scene
and in seconds every movement stops,
spoons are hanging in mid air,
all the faces turn as one.